(via yuhs)
When is a shag just a shag?
I’m so confused.
I feel I missed out on a rule of thumb about shagging in a casual and one off manner.
How did I miss out?
Spending my 20s in long term and draining relationships, that’s how.
Now I’m not in my 20s and I’m convinced I missed out on a semester of schooling.
How does one shag casually with another person, enjoy themselves immensely, and then just shut that off?
If I had learned the rule of thumb, would I still be thinking about it?
Probably.
I’m so confused.
This tattoo artist should be fired.
Bring in a picture of a baby, get marred for life by an image of Mr. Magoo with 5:00 shadow.
Sad.
If a zebra and Salad Fingers had a baby, I do believe this would be it.
(via boodahboy)
Crayon Day
If I were a crayon today, I would be the colour turquoise blue. Not quite blue, but not full on glamorous turquoise either.
The Pickleback
1 1/2 oz whiskey
1 1/2 oz juice from a jar of quality dill pickles
Pour the whiskey and pickle juice into separate shot glasses. Shoot whiskey, follow with pickle juice.
This sounds dangerous…and strangely exciting.
(via fuckyeahcondiments)
![mildlyamused:
thedailywhat:
Here Comes The Bigotry of the Day: A Highland Park woman was denied the purchase of her “dream bridal gown” from a New Jersey wedding dress store because she is marrying another woman.
Alix Genter, who is set to marry her longtime partner next July, had her dress all picked out when Here Comes the Bride store manager Donna phoned her up and told her she couldn’t buy it because she was a lesbian.
According to Genter, Donna decried the marriage as “illegal” and said the store “do[es] not participate in any illegal actions.” (Genter and her partner are planning to get married in New York, which legalized same-sex marriages in June.)
“I was devastated,” Genter told Philadelphia Daily News columnist Ronnie Polaneczky. “I was crying. I called her a bigot; I told her, ‘I am a happy person and you are a miserable person.’ Then she hung up on me.”
When Polaneczky followed up with Donna, she was told that Genter’s replacement of the word “groom” with “partner” on the customer-information sheet was a deliberate provocation in an effort “to show that she’s different.” The manager then went on to define lesbians as women who are experimenting with other women because “men can be difficult.”
Apparently Donna has been “persuaded” by a bad Yelp review from Genter to meet with her parents “to try to smooth things over.”
[philly / image: advocate.]
The best part of this whole story? Discriminating based on sexual orientation IS illegal in New Jersey. So now Alix can pay for her honeymoon with lawsuit winnings.
Hello Paris! Mama just won her lawsuit and wants to spend all her money on her woah-man. Rowr!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lq59olmEfP1qzpwi0o1_400.jpg)
Here Comes The Bigotry of the Day: A Highland Park woman was denied the purchase of her “dream bridal gown” from a New Jersey wedding dress store because she is marrying another woman.
Alix Genter, who is set to marry her longtime partner next July, had her dress all picked out when Here Comes the Bride store manager Donna phoned her up and told her she couldn’t buy it because she was a lesbian.
According to Genter, Donna decried the marriage as “illegal” and said the store “do[es] not participate in any illegal actions.” (Genter and her partner are planning to get married in New York, which legalized same-sex marriages in June.)
“I was devastated,” Genter told Philadelphia Daily News columnist Ronnie Polaneczky. “I was crying. I called her a bigot; I told her, ‘I am a happy person and you are a miserable person.’ Then she hung up on me.”
When Polaneczky followed up with Donna, she was told that Genter’s replacement of the word “groom” with “partner” on the customer-information sheet was a deliberate provocation in an effort “to show that she’s different.” The manager then went on to define lesbians as women who are experimenting with other women because “men can be difficult.”
Apparently Donna has been “persuaded” by a bad Yelp review from Genter to meet with her parents “to try to smooth things over.”
The best part of this whole story? Discriminating based on sexual orientation IS illegal in New Jersey. So now Alix can pay for her honeymoon with lawsuit winnings.
Hello Paris! Mama just won her lawsuit and wants to spend all her money on her woah-man. Rowr!
“He left us! He left us alone! Dr. Grant! Dr. Grant! He left us! He left us!”
This was on TV last night. I’m glad the shithead got eaten. Serves him right for leaving the kids to fend for themselves.
